zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

Reblogged from:kurloz-shutup dropdeadesu)
Reblogged from:benny-my-baby spicyshimmy)
Reblogged from:jaredpadasdfghjkl waterandoranges)
Reblogged from:whimsic0tts arabtolerance)

“Unlike Stiles, I am actually innately shy and I am not as quick as he is to be confident in what he has to face. But we’re similiar in the way he feels about his friends and how he is loyal to them… and how he would do anything for them.” - Dylan O’Brien, Fashionisto Magazine

“Unlike Stiles, I am actually innately shy and I am not as quick as he is to be confident in what he has to face. But we’re similiar in the way he feels about his friends and how he is loyal to them… and how he would do anything for them.” - Dylan O’Brien, Fashionisto Magazine

Reblogged from:falling-in-love-with-fandoms serfborts)
#marry me

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Reblogged from:sarcastic-snowflake lindseybluth)

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Reblogged from:thecompanionsdoctor lavalamp-of-epicness)
"Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3 elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and White people think we’re taking over."
-Junot Diaz to the interview question “Do you think using Spanish in your writing alienates some of your readers?”  (via robbstark)
Reblogged from:watrmelonsarecool wwwteeth)

h3rmitsunited:

[x]

but seriously imagine you’re at the gym and casually watching supernatural and you hear someone laugh next to you and you look over and it’s jensen

you’d be like

Reblogged from:zuzuhiddles gracelesscas)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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Reblogged from:benny-my-baby timmyturntner)
lameborghini:

my throne

lameborghini:

my throne

Reblogged from:watrmelonsarecool lameborghini)
#gpoy
lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

Reblogged from:rose-of-the-north lovingmarlseveryminute)
minimuspie:

“When confronted by humans, especially in large numbers, the moose may become frightened and charge.”

minimuspie:

“When confronted by humans, especially in large numbers, the moose may become frightened and charge.”

Reblogged from:ackelz minimuspie)
#spn

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

Reblogged from:mr-lyon glow-stick-0f-destiny)

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

Reblogged from:pinerust ceruleanwaterflowers)